keep the reasons 

on your 

right 

   but 

 before you 

 get out of 

    line 

     watch 

 your feet 

       the mexico city 

    sidewalks 

                           are a bit dangerous 

    i had a friend who lost an eye 

 poked from 

                a piece of rebar 

                                sticking out of a building 

    now she's called 

                            Villainess Patty

                               but she loves her dogs
   one of the dogs also 

     has only one eye 

          his name is 

          Leroi

    "the king"

             not sure how he lost his 

        maybe also dangerous 

                sidewalks 

     or homeless curs 

                lots of them around here 

                                                                most are too skinny to be dangerous though

  the fleas though 

       they'll kill you in a heartbeat

                the other dogs 

is Rembrandt

      not sure why 

    maybe the brown fur
     he's a big lovable thing 

       always drooling on 

   everything 

        he loves churros 

     but the villainess 

                        won't give them to him very often 

"they're not good for him"

          smart villains take care 

                of their dogs