tantamount 

 to 

                         "I'm tired!"

but the bottle 

                                     was just sitting on the bar 

                                                  (in a brown paper bag)
   she said 

 get a cup
                                                I gave her a caramel

SHE LEFT THE BOTTLE 

          SITTING RIGHT ON THE BAR
   then she went to find Josh 

                              who was seriously screwy eyed 

       probably 

trippin 

   balls 

                                                 he was at Double Dutch

                 then we went to the five 

and it was boring