the tulgey 

 bulge 

         snakes and capes 

fearful tigers in the bathtub

 are you dreaming?

   Wake up!

     go play outside 

                                      stupid kids!

    see the centaur smiling 

in his underwear 

       so the troubadour 

                        with his dour puss

C'mon now! shake it like a wooley mammoth 

                                  time's a wastin'!