I had no real luck

In fact I did have luck but it was all bad 

I ran like dirty water

I was born in the same hospital on 

The day a convict tried to make a break at the same hospital

The paper from that day had pictures of a planter in the lobby 

Where he'd fought with his guard before the guard shot him dead

I'm not saying there's any relation

But yeah that happened

I'm not sure how that relates to me

I was a good kid 

Fat and cherubic

With blue eyes and blond hair