Max Baer was a boxer

In the town I grew up in there were parks named after

This famous boxer

He punched people

Supposedly George Foreman lived there too

He drove a fancy car

And named all his boys George Foreman

He also made money off his little grill

That you could cook stuff in

My sister confused George Foreman

With an indigenous neighbor who was a rancher near us

Named George Fumares

George had a blue step side pickup 

And he used to give me rides into town

I always sat in the bed of the pickup

Never in the cab

His sister drove her sedan 80 mph down our road

And she hit my dog

Bruno Wasserteil

And three days later he died