Captain Squiggles
Grew up in ranch country
The folks nearby had the Wells Fargo Stagecoaches
When the man who ran the stagecoaches died
The Company wanted to take the coaches
The man's wife said the heck you will
I can run those coaches just as well as he could
If not better!
They let her keep them and she ran those coaches for thirty years
Captain Squiggles thought she was okay!