I beethovened yer mom

Gave her the fifth

She was a nut job anyway 

But who am I to judge? 

The front lawn was covered in egg shells

I didn't ask

From there I traveled to Arkansas

To see my uncle about a car

He was drunk and his girlfriend 

Was sexy 

I fucked her and 

The next day took the car out 

For a test

I never came back and

I wish she'd stop calling