Cold Friday morning in December

I have to go to the doctor. Whoopty doo

Weird dreams last night but I'm not going to try to recall them

Except a noise in the middle of the night I thought the noise was part of the heavy dream I was in. Then I realized wait that's a freaking mouse!  I picked up an empty potato chip bag but it was no longer empty. I squeezed the bag and felt something soft inside. WT? Then a little mouse jumped out and ran out the door as I screamed. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I got a little excited.