Argghh 

(Platonic patheticness) 

        Oh

Xmas is here

        Some are depressed

     Lonely

  Egg nog is drank 

    Hopefully with Brandy

One Xmas season we got into the habit at work

   We probably all gained like ten pounds

  One time a co-worker came scurrying with 

A meter maids chalk stick

Not sure why but funny

   We were in the financial district

 And dealt with lots of snotty business types

Even Todd Rundgren was kind of a jerk

   He bought a stack of computer books

 His girlfriend looked like the Funk & Wagnall's definition of a groupie- rail thin hippie clothes big poofy hair

I asked Todd if he still had Claptons painted guitar from Cream. I asked if he plays it?

"Of COURSE I DO!"

Oh okay just asking

Why can't we be friends? Lol

One time I had to call his card in because it was over a certain amount.

The card operator said "I guess I should say Hello it's me"

Lol