Some things weren't so obvious
Like pomegranates or stolen baseballs
The whiffle maker never talked about it
Fuck em
Let 'em figure it out on their own
He'd cut people off for any infraction
And never tell them why
They should know what they did
I thought I was special
I even visited him in France and paid for his girlfriends
Birthday lunch and paid for his gift to her - a bracelet.
But my day came
I never sent the book
The post office wanted $38
I'd had enough