I broke thee!

   bereft of brokenness 

    I bereaved the badass beaver

       of hats and beaver fur and hare

          in the 1986

Production of Beckett's

      Happy Days

             On 14th street near S.Van Ness

in the the dirty old part of town

      Not the Armory

     the other side

      Where the streets 

talk about 

    tacos al pastor

        But with pineapple?

      No

   Sorry

     It was the Napa Valley Theatre Co.

  (Lesbians) 

     But not in St Helena 

  or Rutherford

       or Oakville

          or Yountville

   certainly not Calistoga

        where I worked at the

   49 Minute Photo

(We also rented videos-zzzz)

   a gal showed me her ass one time

   whilst perusing video selection

 And there was a gal who trained me

   named Crystal

  Same name as my school bus driver

  but there the similarity ended

Happy Days had nothing to do with Potsie

Or the Fonz

  No one jumped the shark