every day I get a bottle of tequila

and I drink it until the witches come out

they say I'll wash my hair

but they never do

they say

this is my dog I love him

But he bites my leg

He's part German Shepherd 

Part Cerberus

The tequila says get away from that dog!

But he's kinda sweet

And the torn flesh 

Doesn't hurt that much 

Sweet puppy!