Chief Diatribe

 was a well liked Chief of the Unowitall tribe of Northern

Minnesota. Other tribes didn't bother them much because "what do they have besides scrawny beavers and fat elk?"

Chief Diatribe was the king of scornful refutation. Legends were created around how he could turn mild discourse into ego fracturing discourse. Some said he could vanquish enemies without even fighting let alone talking to them. Some said his father mated with a scorpion others said they did not know what a scorpion is but he, the father, not improbably, mated with a hook nosed foreigner named Tyrannia Marx, who had briefly stayed with the tribe whilst selling glass beads and half shares of time shares in a place called Flo-Rida.