Left the house

(After a freaking cold night where two heaters burned out -not sure what's going on there- bad surge protector?- supposed to plug heaters directly into the outlet because they draw higher current?- Warning!)

Got up at 6:30 to get to the airport at 8:30

(Early) for a 9:30 loading

More like 10am

Flew 3+ hours to Cabo airport 

which is like an hour from Cabo

Oh and fuck Sammy Hagar Cabo wabo

Van Hagar the Horrible

Taxi took me to the wrong bus depot 

And lied (fuck stick)

And I gave him a 100 peso propina 

They were like you need to buy another

ticket cuz you never would have made it

To the bus you reserved (I'd left an hour and twenty minutes between the plane landing and the bus leaving)

"The bus right there is leaving in 15 minutes 

And is going where you want to go"

Beautiful young woman waiting for a bus outside

And talked to a guy eating Doritos

And a green PowerAde

Who had lived in Hercules and Pinole

Waved good bye to him 

Both of us laughing

Bus ride was cool along Baja Pacific Ocean shore

With tons of saguaro millions of saguaro billions

And billions

Of our lady of Guadeloupe - saguaro

Assemblage like phony cartoon

Meep meep 

Wile E. Coyote

cactus and the bus played a strange 70's like

movie about a woman with an old camper 

all overdubbed in Spanish with very loud bird chirps

And mellow country tunes 

I couldn't tell what they were talking about

but I think that made it better?

But the estimated arrival time was like fifty

minutes over and I was done

F'ing done 

tired and hungry waah poor me

And just wanted a cold shower and 

A margarita and a steak and a cig

Mexico