Chief Diatribe was opposed
to his son's trading ways. Diatribe considered all
earth to be free to the sons of the sons of the sons. He considered Uknowitall's land to be sacred and if any of those scabies ridden Uwannasoak's came on his property he'd torture them slowly before having his braves cut their "balls" off.
"Uwannasoaks are a primitive venous people who will sleep with elks."
"Dad, the white men are the true devils! They bring duplicitous glad tidings and disease ridden cloth to kill us and take our land! We must unite with the Uwannasoak to fight the white man!"
Diatribe's hatred of the Uwannasoaks stemmed from a 7th grade tournament of "Elkhead" where his tribe lost due to suspect officiating.
"Never" he thought
But to his son he said "Perhaps you are wise my hook nosed son. Although I find the Gefilte fish repellant on this matter I will work with you."
But he had other plans.