Skedaddling boom

   nothing in my brain

trying to recover

I'm in recubbery 

  Three day party takes it toll

I got no remote applejack

my car got impounded

  too much vodka

     I ran for the forest

  being a senior citizen I blended in quick with the deadwood

  I think there's an APB 

for my missing brain cells

  One ADAM TWELVE!

A 459 in action

   CHiPs Poncho

has marital problems

  he ran over his wife

     That's the way the story goes

on 911!