Three day music festival

Now I'm wore out!

Rockin and Kentucky blue grass

Welsh singers quoting Dylan Thomas and Tom Jones

Emmylou talking runny nose and George Jones

Worked the information booth one day

standard questions

No upset attendee complaining about cash free vendors

and having to pay $5 for a gift card. 

I told his old white rich ass Hey it's a three day concert with five stages and it's completely free for everyone else for you it's three hundred dollars and you can pay me cash!

Lol maybe not the best information guy but fuck em!