Madrigal, trained in puffer fish preparation,
a maiden of the
echolation that we performed
one saturday night in the backroom
at Wickey's
she tried to kill her boss
but had to be content with
just driving over his foot
she told the police her pantleg
got caught on the pedal
they believed her
and the insurance company paid
I had to go back to Santa Barbara
but my heart wasn't in it
I spent my time eating greasy fries
reading Larry McMurtry books
and smoking really bad weed that I got
from a guy in A dorm.
the frumious bandersnatch or whose part is this? The Tecate Wars 2007-2031 V. 1(non-explicated)
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Thursday, November 14, 2013
my shoes are a mess
my socks are fighting with
my extension cord
in a pileup of bags of
random light year junk
and breakfast steps
late night chicken cheese dreams
and grapefruit makes my meds
*more* efficacious
my sinew hand
and turkey thanksgiving *likes*
Carl Jung said it best
in all those *white* books
my socks are fighting with
my extension cord
in a pileup of bags of
random light year junk
and breakfast steps
late night chicken cheese dreams
and grapefruit makes my meds
*more* efficacious
my sinew hand
and turkey thanksgiving *likes*
Carl Jung said it best
in all those *white* books
Friday, November 08, 2013
We used to eat margarine
on our toast, baked potatoes, rice, anything
you would normally put butter on
It was supposed to be good for you
less FAT
came in sticks wrapped in brassy colored foil
It got so butter didn't taste good
I wanted margarine
now the FDA says partially hydrogenated fats
are NO GOOD FOR YOU
after what, a hundred years they figure this out?
FUCKERS
haha
science is always right until they
find something else
My mom has a giant tub of this weird white oily stuff
in the cabinet - no refrigeration...that should be the first sign you shouldn't eat it
CRISCO
keeps stuff crispy
like your arteries
and cookies
giant tub of white stuff
like frosting
DARK MATTER
we'll find it!
GMO wheat
WE OWN IT
screw the people
we want to own
all the food
TRUST US
ITS SCIENCE
OOPS
WE'LL FIX IT
on our toast, baked potatoes, rice, anything
you would normally put butter on
It was supposed to be good for you
less FAT
came in sticks wrapped in brassy colored foil
It got so butter didn't taste good
I wanted margarine
now the FDA says partially hydrogenated fats
are NO GOOD FOR YOU
after what, a hundred years they figure this out?
FUCKERS
haha
science is always right until they
find something else
My mom has a giant tub of this weird white oily stuff
in the cabinet - no refrigeration...that should be the first sign you shouldn't eat it
CRISCO
keeps stuff crispy
like your arteries
and cookies
giant tub of white stuff
like frosting
DARK MATTER
we'll find it!
GMO wheat
WE OWN IT
screw the people
we want to own
all the food
TRUST US
ITS SCIENCE
OOPS
WE'LL FIX IT
Thursday, November 07, 2013
Unicorn was bored and sick. He felt miserable. After he had breakfast at the Blue Jay Cafe he found a spot on a stoop and smoked his pipe. A troll came by which was unusual as Unicorn had not seen a troll since his Billy Goat Gruff days.
"I challenge you to a game of fingers." said the troll.
"I can not play this game as I do not have the necessary appendages."
He shook a hoof at the troll.
"How do you smoke that pipe then?" asked the troll.
"I smoke it with my mouth." replied Unicorn.
The answer seemed to not satisfy the troll who gave a mild harumph.
"Sing a song then." said Unicorn.
The troll gave a sly grin and began a song.
"On the morrow steed of flintlock grey
a man of leisure rides,
a man of leisure rides,
On the morrow steed of flintlock grey
a man of leisure rides,
a man of leisure rides.
His wife is an Albanian
and lies about her age.
His wife is an Albanian
and lies about her age.
With sun and dew and sprinkled
light the two of them caught sail and flew
across the street to the liquor store. 'twas there
they bought a pint of Old Jack Barrel
and went to to drink it in the park,
and went to drink it in the park."
He finished the song with a little dance his arms outstretched.
Unicorn puffed on his pipe.
"Good song. I'll buy the first bottle. No rides!"
But the troll was gone.
"I challenge you to a game of fingers." said the troll.
"I can not play this game as I do not have the necessary appendages."
He shook a hoof at the troll.
"How do you smoke that pipe then?" asked the troll.
"I smoke it with my mouth." replied Unicorn.
The answer seemed to not satisfy the troll who gave a mild harumph.
"Sing a song then." said Unicorn.
The troll gave a sly grin and began a song.
"On the morrow steed of flintlock grey
a man of leisure rides,
a man of leisure rides,
On the morrow steed of flintlock grey
a man of leisure rides,
a man of leisure rides.
His wife is an Albanian
and lies about her age.
His wife is an Albanian
and lies about her age.
With sun and dew and sprinkled
light the two of them caught sail and flew
across the street to the liquor store. 'twas there
they bought a pint of Old Jack Barrel
and went to to drink it in the park,
and went to drink it in the park."
He finished the song with a little dance his arms outstretched.
Unicorn puffed on his pipe.
"Good song. I'll buy the first bottle. No rides!"
But the troll was gone.
Tuesday, November 05, 2013
Lyrics
That bastard lies
he twinkles and tries
DO NOT TRY
as the ponies run down
and a lonely egg fries
sad old lonely egg eh?
try again....
reaching for the gold ring
can you see it
it s on your forehead
its a sunburn
you fell asleep on the grass
you got poked andpimpled and harrassed
I gave up having friends
it wasn't worth it
-
on the lighter side lets go have a drink
ah fuggit
That bastard lies
he twinkles and tries
DO NOT TRY
as the ponies run down
and a lonely egg fries
sad old lonely egg eh?
try again....
reaching for the gold ring
can you see it
it s on your forehead
its a sunburn
you fell asleep on the grass
you got poked andpimpled and harrassed
I gave up having friends
it wasn't worth it
-
on the lighter side lets go have a drink
ah fuggit
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
slander had a new face
shining brightly shining brightly
steep climb
move to the arc of detritus
EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE
his foundation was ashen
and he carried a load of bent bolts
You are the missing
You are not missing
to be missed
to be missed
I'd lay down in a field of green clover
with a bonny lass of fifty years
Carry the stream
burrow and bough
fjord the distant capitals
dominican eritrean judea
shining brightly shining brightly
steep climb
move to the arc of detritus
EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE
his foundation was ashen
and he carried a load of bent bolts
You are the missing
You are not missing
to be missed
to be missed
I'd lay down in a field of green clover
with a bonny lass of fifty years
Carry the stream
burrow and bough
fjord the distant capitals
dominican eritrean judea
Saturday, October 12, 2013
an echo down the branch
of his left arm
expunged
with sterile prognostication
he cassocked his way
past the rambling
into the entryway of marble and granite
learned gentlemen applied thumbscrews
and deforestation
to his country land
his sweat burned a hole in the floor
and he crept through the ceiling vents
and escaped in 73 Corolla
he was a lemon
but his car wasn't
of his left arm
expunged
with sterile prognostication
he cassocked his way
past the rambling
into the entryway of marble and granite
learned gentlemen applied thumbscrews
and deforestation
to his country land
his sweat burned a hole in the floor
and he crept through the ceiling vents
and escaped in 73 Corolla
he was a lemon
but his car wasn't
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
Saturday, October 05, 2013
the dry foam bargain
wagon planted in west oakland
spray paint
wonder graffitti
im a woken timed seven
working that screened aphorism
tshirt factory day job
sandwich into a meal deal
found exploited mass
hysteria is tv
im a woken four times eight
going for sunshine rescue
or bold moves from a drug wasteland
white man, "are you really that obtuse?"
no n yes
im a token four by zero
coulda just said no
shoulda akshully
but the patterns sometimes get ya
your no different
dont think you can fool yourself
there are ways
to forget
right now just
watching tiger lilly
and Rebecca on my screen
wagon planted in west oakland
spray paint
wonder graffitti
im a woken timed seven
working that screened aphorism
tshirt factory day job
sandwich into a meal deal
found exploited mass
hysteria is tv
im a woken four times eight
going for sunshine rescue
or bold moves from a drug wasteland
white man, "are you really that obtuse?"
no n yes
im a token four by zero
coulda just said no
shoulda akshully
but the patterns sometimes get ya
your no different
dont think you can fool yourself
there are ways
to forget
right now just
watching tiger lilly
and Rebecca on my screen
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