There's a calico cat in Cheyenne

He hides under the wood decks 

And spits at shoes

He eats at a local Chinese restaurant 

The owner Jose Sanchez 

Feeds him General Tsao's chicken

The cat doesn't really like it

But he's fucking starving

He used to be owned by a nice family

Who fed him small cans of delicacy tuna

He didn't really like that either

But he ate it