You could get a burrito

With no rice or beans

In Minnesota

They know their clientele 

Potatoes are what they want!

They're of Slavic descent

And Norwegian

Or German or Scandinavian 

Anyway,  they're from the North

They don't want rice or fucking beans

Potatoes and meat wrapped in a tortilla 

That's their Mexican food

And if they can get it in the drive thru

Even better