I washed the ferrule with marmot spit

He tore up the contract!

- I apologized in Spanish

Lo siento! 

- The car was an old rusty Sunbeam Alpine you know like a little convertible

  - well how bout this for "Alpine" wonders?-

Marmot thought a minute and made a deal

He'd star in our 'Wilderness Play'

For the car

- but no rangers!-

He spit as a signature on the contract