A moments view
Of the mountain marmot
Fat (for hibernating?) like a puddle
Huffing and puffing being chased by Chaka
We're screaming "CHAKA!!"
The Park Rangers are witnessing the whole thing
They're aghast
Hands on heads!
Chaka pulls up at the last second.
Phew!
Rangers approach the dogs owner who has the leash in his hands.
"SIR, this is exactly why we were following you."
Dog owner thinking about the extreme corpulence of the supposedly wild animal, asks
"Did you guys bring that animal up here?"
Park Ranger incredulous, lowers his sunglasses and says
"SIR, this is the...WILDERNESS!"
Dog owner says
"Just give me a ticket and let me get out of here."
They take his license and sit in their car for twenty minutes.