You wandered

broke but you had vision

Unfortunately your eyes were going bad

You got a job as a bus driver for Greyhound

and didn't tell anyone

The doctors said they could fix yo up

so you quit and started washing dishes at a Chinese restaurant 

The cooks had all been brought over from China and they all lived together in the same house

One night one of the cooks was squatted down chewing on a ducks foot

"Is that all they feed you?!"

"THIS DELICACY VERY GOOD"

I quit and went to work at a National Park

The pay sucked but there were lots of young outdoorsy women

Elizabeth said we should get jobs at a motel in Sparks

I dumped her

Rosalynn said I had no ambition

I fucked her many more times

Carol had a lazy eye

I told her the joke about the guy with the wood eye