Second tier

    where you belong

You're down there for a reason 

Carl Yastrzemski was a triple crown winner

   What'd you do

  Wrote his name on your sixth grade chair

you and Mark McLaughlin had to buy the chairs 

Then we had to go to Principal Rose's office

Cuz my Slam Book had a cuss page

You and Karl Quimby and some other kid

Other kid started crying

Karl Quimby wasn't having any of it

"This is stupid"

Principal Rose didn't like that

Dumb