A frosted sandstorm 

Sturmundrang

fleabit 

Old tires and

lazy wives

Mocktails and day walks 

To the pharmacy

Insurance denied

Have a crescent roll

Spreading it on thick 

To disguise the truth

There's no hope

You are doomed

What else is new?

The Knicks are in the finals?

My god, but that suit?!

C'mon you were most stylish guy in the NBA

Peel back a bit 

Ah well things change