Saturday, March 07, 2020

= R
 Storybook pariah-hood
   Basking in the sullen looks
 By the red eyed boys
    Streaming movies
 On the telecom
   We steer for the lights
    Hungry and wet
 That sucks
 He thought
  We’ll get over it
 When the new moon comes
   He loaded another round
  And shot it into his arm
   “ fuck the pre-sets!”
    Nobody gave a hoot
    There was no boat
  Yet we swayed
And fought for sea legs

Monday, February 10, 2020

Be- Jested by the bye
   Ceilings are not for falling
     You failed the math part but it
Was okay
 This makes zero sense
   
Exit pattie
  Of Indian red loose
 Fits and
 torn by the wayside
    Take. The.
  See along the.
 See ?
Nah
 Just itching a scratch - a - doodle
    Nah
Nah no Sam Shepard sighs
Of lounging unto
  Afternoon
 Lower case letters
    See?
   The wicker chairs are all rotted and
Falling apart
  You smell the cooking
 From the hot kitchen
 There's a strange mustiness
 To the stairwell
   Do you remember that?
Smoking in grandpas old bedroom
   While the snow covers the bean fields
  And the cows are in the barn next door
Woo
  Throw it out there
Just out
See?
Mucho dispirito
  Inflatto
           say
                   what-
Line -

       Break
     Trowit
 Snappit
   Made in China
   Seeds
Of what will be
   New Islands
    Made of melted ice
         And I mean a lot
Of ice
 

Saturday, February 08, 2020

Carnitas dad was eating at Roger’s All Dogs Restaurant at Sycamore & 5th streets. It was one of his favorite late night spots. He was on his twelfth hot dog and he was starting to feel a little full.
“Two more, Randy.”
He washed them down with a gulp from a liter size container of DP.
“ Aah, that hits the spot. And it’s a big spot.”
“Okay Mr. Regalo, have a good night.”
“See ya, Randy.”
He got in his 83 Buick Cavalcade that his wife had brought home from her work and turned on the radio.
“DISCO!! Yeah! Oompa Oompa Oompa Boom!!”
The rain was still coming down when he pulled into the driveway.

Friday, February 07, 2020

Lambert’s girlfriend was shocked.
“ You hired a woman to sell cars?”
“ She sold three cars today in the freezing cold! I’ve never seen anything like it. Haha, cracks me up.”
“What is she, some kind of a bombshell in stiletto heels?”
“What? No, she has an EYE PATCH! And I made her wear Bobs plaid sport coat. Haha.”
“When does Bob get back from rehab?”
“Fuck Bob. I’m done with him.”
“She has an eyepatch?”
“Yep.”

Thursday, February 06, 2020

Carnitas’ mom worked at DooRight Used Cars down on State Street.
A fellow named Lambert Doowright owned the business.
 Lambert’s motto in hiring had been “Women can’t sell used cars!” At least that was his motto until one bitterly cold day in October when Sally Regalo walked onto the lot looking for a job.
“Yeah, I don’t hire women except for bookkeeping and I already got one.”
Lambert was staring at her eye patch. ‘A woman with an eyepatch wanting to sell used cars’ he thought to himself ‘ Jesus Christ, what’s next?’.
She said “Tell you what, in this weather you’ll be lucky if one person walks on the lot. I’ll work all day for nothing and if I sell a car, you give me a job.” And then she smiled.
Lambert was kind of charmed by the smile and her pluck. “ Uh ah, what the fuck.. go for it!”
Then he thought to himself and said “But wait, here, wear this sport coat.” It was orange and purple and polyester. She looked at it slightly perplexed with her one steel grey eye and then she put it on. It was just a little too big.
“Okay I’m going to work!” And she slammed out the door.
Lambert laughed at the sight of her.
“There’s no fucking way she’ll sell a car looking like that in this weather! “
She sold three.

Saturday, February 01, 2020

Drain the fusillade
    Reports to Sherman
        Great envoys of mildew and mirth
             Far from home
    Boots worn out
     Teeth loose in his head
        Begging pervitin
In letters home
    Still
 We bathe in the river
 And take poison eyed gambles
    Ah tra la lee
Tra la lee!
   Shots echo in the cobbled streets
Let’s get the fuck
Outta here
 Haha!
   I forgot my keys
Dammit
   Oh well on Canada!
Laughing
    And yelling
  Goin on all night
   Downstairs
Thumping and banging
   Until around 3 am
 A Woman yelled at them
 Hey knock it off
It’s 3 am!
  Still went on
 But then quiet
   And I feel worn out
This morning

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Bloggy McWeasel
  Threw out the last
Of his thoughts
 Kaaa-ChOOOOO!
   The silver amp had blown a fuse
In the corner of the basement
  “HEY, MOM!”
   Oh the stories
Bloggy would tell
  Great long stories
Of  Carved walrus teeth
  Said to be from the 1818
 British Expedition

Rejoice!
The ding dang 
   Awakeners 
                    Stooped and bent 
To the 
Task
   Sorry life we lead
    Knowing the worn out books
Of fabled 
Amnesia
 Return again tomorrow
   To the task
   Drawn and quartered 
 And set on a stout pig

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Catch FIRE
  On the Seventh Day
God is in the details
  But nowhere near when you need him/her
2.
  Remember the FIRE
 Of Broken Days
  Leave the door behind
In a pile of leaves
3.
  There is no FIRE
   Just Days
  What door are we talking about
The door of mis-perception
4.
See Stations of Fire
  Laid out
 In a concerted effort
 To stem the tide
   The haulers
The painted red
The Rimbaud seekers
5.
 See the
Embers like bedbugs
  Itching scratching
 Flailing
  Catch a cold
From snot nosed kids
 6.
  The leavened bread
 Unfit for Easter
  They say
And yet they hate
My hobbit jokes

Monday, January 06, 2020

I haven’t a Way
 To fly 
Over cities
   Not a Boat
 Powered by 
                         Ambient dream waves
Not a drunken boat 
 Hammered by waves
 At night
  Out of the hands
 Of the haulers
  A boat that collects
 Scalps at night
And sells them
In the morning
 -
 Blood pressure
            &Lymphatic anomalies
  & Glucose 
&Sleep patterns 
& brain waves 
   - predicts 
Optimal 
Conditions - thus 
And into effect
Puts our weary 
Minds 
   

Late bastion
Of night
 Fickle flowers of kindness
 Say your name again
  I’ve watched with great intent
 But the garrulles
 And garnishment decorate
 A woeful story
  Let’s begin here...
Verily the spoons
Of war
 Begin their
Descent
 Into the cereal bowl
Of life
      crunch
 Crunch

Friday, January 03, 2020

O’er the ramparts indeed
   Flows the misery
      Stunningly
We sun ourselves
 W the neurosis
   In our hands
    Grabbing at the Golden ring
  Riding the carousel
  Atop carved ostriches and tigers
  Whee!

Wednesday, January 01, 2020

Kin cavalcade
 Sin estremious
? That’s ...not...a...word.
  Don’t stop
   Your selfie melted before you reached
 The bathroom
   What
    Are there lies being told?
 Ah joyueaux ano nuevoski
  Careering down the path
 With clouds overhead
 Spot a little flower
  And then what

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Stealth held over
By the fire
  Breathe
Quietly
For the eyes are watching
 There is no now
  Only tomorrow,
And what's gone

Monday, December 30, 2019

Bagged
Blagged agin
  Frostbit
 Sandy snowballs
  In NH
  Long ago now
 Oh dreams
  Like a Margarita
  W salt
   In Puerto Vallarta
PV
   1994
Strange focus
    On this camera obscura
A tiny hole
   In a very dark room
    (Like planet earth in the universe?)
What are we taking a picture of?
God!