I was poor and I worked at a bookstore

for like $5 an hour

I was dating a gal who dressed 

like Madonna in the eighties

(it was the eighties)

We went to see a band and we took a ton of mushrooms

and got super high

I got an idea in my head that Woody Allen

would help me with money!

I'd write a

Letter to Woody

like the Dylan song 

but not to Woody Guthrie

but later I forgot about the idea

because I was pretty sure 

it wouldn't work