and the 

robot 

sprayed the azaleas with antifungal spray 

bitter herb 

why is this day unlike other days?

someone is waiting in line to buy napkins somewhere in the world

the rabbit 

ran across the checker board

as we slept 

in the afternoon heat 

I'm running out of ideas, that seems apparent 

But I did do my core strengthening exercises today 

and I fell asleep after work

it's a life, I guess!

   "I think I need to get out more." He said, non-ironically. 

I think your new jacket is too big 

waah 

 what's the use, anyway? 

some Muslim Cleric just questioned the idea that the sun is not at the center of the universe

this is what passes for news these days

zzzzzzzzzzz

  cu-ughhhh 

 brap 

  sputooti 

Let's go throw the football around! fuckin' A!

  somebody just gave me shit for not wanting to go out drinking on a weeknight

Somebody who DOESN'T HAVE A JOB!

HAHAHA

this a test 

this is only a test 

  Mike's stolen car is being held for ransom by the city car towing company 

Where is the Get a Grip Department? 

    

    Fat Tuesday 

Pablo Sandoval Day 

Hello Boston Red Sox fans!

or as my uncle said, in a disgusted tone of voice.

"It's not the big green monster, it's The Green Monster."

Goodnight Ted Williams