Sam Snead
in polyester
used to watch out for lightning
swinging iron golf clubs around
some of the golfers liked to drink
and smoke
Tareyton 100's
Pall Mall
Winston
Benson & Hedges
coffin nails- Camel straights
it's dangerous out there
crocodiles in the water hazards
Down in Puerto Rico
a golfer got bit by a poisonous gila monster
In Mexico a golfer got shot by a campesino
but it was an accident
In Hawaii a golfer fell into a surf blow hole and they never recovered the body
but the source for this anecdote is a little sketchy
Jack Nicklaus played Augusta in 1977 under a death threat
You gotta really wonder what the hell that was about