Sam Snead 
in polyester 
used to watch out for lightning 
                                                 swinging iron golf clubs around
some of the golfers liked to drink 
                       and smoke 
 Tareyton 100's 
                    Pall Mall 
                               Winston
Benson & Hedges
                             coffin nails- Camel straights
it's dangerous out there 
              crocodiles in the water hazards
 Down in Puerto Rico 
                          a golfer got bit by a poisonous gila monster 
In Mexico a golfer got shot by a campesino  
         but it was an accident 
In Hawaii a golfer fell into a surf blow hole and they never recovered the body
                                                           but the source for this anecdote is a little sketchy 
Jack Nicklaus played Augusta in 1977 under a death threat 
You gotta really wonder what the hell that was about
