reach for the stars 

like the moonshine you drank 

and your panties are like a banana

but the frying grace of Catamunda

is in not being eaten by bugs 

so hug the beach 

mosquito

spread more sunblock

blonde eyed blue grotto

be the escape you need so bad                      

            go for the golf 

and stay for the sweat                     

                                  backwards kissing meltdowns             

once upon a time you had a reason

but you voted with your feet 

go swift warrior 

flee the battle and lose the war 

     there's victory in the saddle 

just pry the lid off of it 

scoop that peanut butter

the captain could not stop

but you know better 

you've seen the cobblestones 

covered in mud

you've hauled sand from the beach 

and now the developers are buying you down

stay for the agave 

stay for the maguey

stay for the town of Tequila

stay and go 

that's the only way

call Cuco

he's out by the river 

the streets are slippery 

so be careful

that new car smell won't be there forever you know 

stay and go 

that's your only hope 

stay for the sweat 

go for the music

get a panga  to take you down the coast

but look out 

a cessna sized manta ray landed on a boat last week 

never seen again 

one person made it to shore 

a fourteen year old girl 

everybody else was lost 

but that never happened 

you old bullshitter

thats what i'm saying 

the sweat is in your eyes 

reach for the rag 

its clean 

they drank that moonshine tequila 

she called it Raicilla

stay for the whiskey 

go for the tequila 

it's a battle you'll win as soon as you start

get a car and go up to the mountains 

the carniceria up there 

has eleven kinds of meat 

beef

goat 

chicken 

duck 

lamb

turkey

pork

alpaca 

crocodile 

ostrich

i forget 

the last