Gerrymandered

                                                           Putinisms

 the cold war 

 in the middle of winter            

i before e 

except after c 

learn these rules

the house burned up

the house burned down 

which is it?

test on Thursday

                                          will this be part of the grade?

                                               who shot down an airliner

     yer mom 

         did 

 

              here drink this vodka

It's Russian military vodka 

everyone knows someone who's here               

it's fucking cold out there 

yeah well you can't make a pie without killing a few grapes 

I think you forgot your insignia

I'm not needing to be reminded

polonium kills 

                                                                   get that "porn star" to do it

there's always room for more

                     but the traffic will kill you 

  

one dacha 

two dacha 

three dacha more 

                                                       there's pudding in the fridge 

there's no magpies this time of year 

                                                              store it on the right  

the left has been killed,

                                    is frightened to you know what,

    

                                                           or is on trial for embezzling

                   it's an autonomous region 

you know, what's in your pants

                                                Don't ever hire anyone named Sasha

 

                                              he broke the cardinal rule

                                                                         but we forgive you  so 

the house burned up

or the house burned down 

                  which is it?