The KPA

hit us again and again but they seemed lackluster like they were phoning it in. Years later we found outtheir supply lines were inconsistent and they had little ammo. But it was weird because they kept coming and they got gunned down. We heard from upstairs that we were going to mount an offensive. 

The guys were psyched. We were tired of sitting in these rotten holes. 

"Let's go fuck em up!"

Gravy said "What do you call a naked North Korean?"

"What?"

"A dead commie."