Jack Jack was here today.

I fell asleep and when I woke up he was pointing the Colt Navy .45 at me yelling BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD! 

"JACK! Give me that! Holy moly!"

"Where'd you find this?"

"In the other room"

The Colt was loaded and there was bullet in the chamber.

Luckily the safety was on or I probably wouldn't be here. 

"Jack this is a real gun. If you ever find another one don't ever point it at anyone, okay? These aren't toys and someone you care about could get very hurt. You promise me you'll never point a gun at anyone?

"Okay Mr S. I won't do that."

"Okay, good! You ready for a PBJ?"

"Yeah! Can I watch TV?"

"Aw heck yeah!"

"Is Andy Griffith on?"

"Maybe."