It's not even late 

And I'm sweating

Why am I sweating

Let us count the ways!

One is the crazy housemate

Who has returned after

Weeks gone

Two is the whisky 

Praise God for the whisky!

Three the Carrot turmeric chicken soup

Made fresh this Tuesday evening

Three the hem of our lords

Sheepskin drape

What is that 

I don't know

Four the ignorance of the scallions 

Blessed by flirtatious Christopher Smart

Poems 

Of a nautical persuasion

We are the Narwhal

The horn is a tooth

Discovered by a dentist 

In New Jersey