The German entropy 

Was not without a casual lisp

The steins were cold and full

The beer and brats flowed 

Off liederhoesen-

Sig ni herren 

Stiezen spazzie

Undserkauften diertzen prizee

-evening blessing

 Supposedly in Sveitzer Deutsch

-Was told

That's gibberish-

Mom disagreed!

She didn't like that