cold March wind

I swear it's the coldest month

   because of the wind

  So what 

 wear a jacket 

  and quit yer cryin

  It's St Patrick's day

 get drunk 

   wear green 

 don't let Bertha come around

   Or do

  Who cares?

Wah wah

  I tried to take a nap

  but I'm too caffeinated 

Cest la vie!