I got a whole lot of nothing

Sheep shears 

And a ton of old dice in jars

Is that crazy?

Maybe

I once bought a pile of bottle openers

I have no idea why

Maybe a fascination with the world that's

now gone?

Dunno 

Old cars were cool

Made out of metal

with chrome bumpers

bench seats

and a knob to pull to give the engine more

something, air?

When was the last time you flooded a car?