The crimes were committed 

  The judge passed sentence

and they took you away

  to your tree house

 and gave you a ham sandwich

and a case of beer

that's when you should have 

shut yer mouth

  But the sky was talking 

and you couldn't let it go

Could you

  Ah well the beer wasn't bad

  So you jumped

Six feet to the lawn 

  and went home 

and turned on the tv

  Oh X files!

you ate the sandwich 

  and wished you had some potato chips