I reached the crest

    and bird droppings everywhere

One if by land

   Somethings messed up

    Pray for salvation ya loser 

    can't let go- it's just

that thing

      Two if by sea

   No horse though- tea party?

Look to the west-

       Pray for salvation- 

    Yer boots are leather

   and old

    Your hair is gray and your eyes are getting worse-

  put on dark sunglasses- drive to Contra Costa

   for lunch with 95 year old mom