I got 

memories like you wouldn't believe

doing drugs in Korea

burning cars in the Marble Mountains

Getting lost in the snow in winter 

But mostly I'm just a boring old guy

eating angel hair pasta 

With broccoli and Parmesan cheese

I sit around and wait-

I wait for the street cleaners

So I can move my car

It's pretty exciting

Got to get that good spot!

Then maybe off to Bob's for 

A maple old fashioned

They're pretty fucking good

I quit heavy boozing

I was going at it pretty serious

Every night

The corner store people

Loved me