Egregious 

   Ram Dass-ian hegemony 

don't pray

   eat mangoes

  don't be a fat hippie

  who loses the use of his legs

    (It sucks and you don't have to be fat)

  I think I know everything

 but I'm wrong like 

 occasionally 

maybe 10%?

 Hah 

   adrift in the world 

  I'm no different

god I suck

    walking in the rain

watching dogs bark

  Smoking cigs like a fiend

   no self control

  Just a regular human being

Kinda