My stomachs a mess

Blah blah blah

 The chickens are loose

  Mrs Williams won't put on her dress

  The dog is barking

  Dale can't find his shotgun

   (Plastic)

Neighbors look at me like I'm weird

Well wtf maybe I am! Assholes!

Mostly people are okay

But sometimes jeez

Yer damn dog is barking all day!

Poor dog. Stupid pos

Where did I park last night?

Shoot