My endocrinologist says

I gotta take pills

She says 

   I don't care if you take them but I'd

recommend it

So I take pills

For:

  high blood pressure

 High blood sugar

  high cholesterol 

the three graces of poor health

Metabolic syndrome

I guess booze smoking and doing drugs

Wasn't the wisest of moves

But it was fun!

 Cest la vie!