Trump skips 

    for a diaper clad fat man 

Bald and red faced 

  he conned the people 

Except it wasn't a con

  It's what they wanted

    now his retribution begins

he has nothing to lose

 He's above the law

If they sue it's not my money 

Let the people pay

Let the stupid people pick up the check

for golf and McDonald's 

surprised he doesn't pay miniature golf

  On Epstein island