I

am 

forensic

                 challenged

I've tried 

other routes  

                        but they didn't work for me

I've borrowed 

                  paints

            plants 

      pine

         pistachios

                        some okay

    others nope

                          I had to learn to make do

                               to try and get along

            not that hard really

just chill with the snide zingers

I think it was third grade

I got the call 

I've never been the same since