Monday, September 26, 2011

Oscar Wilde watching tv

i've broken my emptiness, left it by the sound of a door banging in
the wind
and the
sound of
the Red Sox
losing
10 in a row
somebody
could be breaking in right now
to kill me
hopefully they won't be wearing a red sox
hat that
would be unbearable.
"either that red sox hat goes or I do".
theres
a world
youre li
ving in n
o one else
has your pa
rt. all gods
children in t
he wind take i
t in and blow h
ard. we are le
aving. we are
gone. come w
ith us an
go on. i
n the m
ountai
ns. i
n th
cit
y.
Toothsome
vagaries
of Anus Mirabilus
loathsome and decrepit
varietals
of
cross pollinated
endomorphs
specious decay
of fennel like
abrasions
gonnorheic
infusions
and parliamentary
delusions
oh sooth oh say
oh soothe can you say
by my twats early flight?
andro antibodies
smoking sensory deprivation chambers
and encircling commonplace eskimos

poop
pop
oh pop poop

poop swarthy
pop smitten- esque
unfolding
line of aged
palms
Florida Palms
not sand Francisco
bejeweled and driving Lexus,
Lexii
stopping for gas and Tareyton 100's
through a haze of clear bright sunshine
and the heat waves of
summer
on tar roads
waving like aliens beating a hasty retreat
moonglow
in the jukebox
art tatum benny goodman
don rickles
fucking price of milk is going through the roof
goddamn dairy farmers
moving in polyester
envelopes
and ray bans
from AC to AC
talking on the cell phone
will he ever shut up?
tease me a
snake oh BRATTy
BRATTY
secret sales
WHAM-O

HARD rubber super ball
hit it over "the hill"

Cherry Picker
Apple Crate
Banana seat
sissy bar

throwing tanbark at your head
go see Mr Rose

one kid crying
one kid taking responsibility
one kid not saying anything

SLAM book
cuss page

#10 Fuck!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Now
in the next
room
with
hardwood
floors
and
oh fuck a wheelbarrrow of OH FUCK
a bulldozers worth
of yeah,
OH FUCK
and all that comes with it
OH SNAP
OH MY yeah omg
OH fudge-ickles
SHINY
SHINY
boots of shiny OH FUCK

slinging OH
FUCK from roof TOP
from the BIG TOP
in the center stage
straight from Belgrade
Minsk, and Addis Abba
a grand white ride of
OH FUCK

a grand cork snortin rip tyin'
ball draggin' OH
FUCK

guaranteed to please
Money back
shiny
shiny
boots
of shiny pussy

pussy juice
pussy juice
pussy juice

no odwalla here!
Sharon
Albion
jew of the 16th st night
broken
affluence in desert boots
the mirror for the cellist waits
upstairs
with the cat
and the large televisions in
every room
a row of bicycles lie
against a wall
and one hung from the rafter
but each nook and crevice has
turned to selling that which is dear
and temporal
and could be forgotten

Friday, September 23, 2011

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
ska
poo

ska poozle
casbah blue
mooching
on the damrac
sweet Angelina
gypsy eyed and tortured mouth
lips like two ripe
figments of my
imagination

ska poo
in the street
ba dingle and
fartnik
russian fartnik
we will destroy you!

sput sput sput
oh yuri please come home from space
i'm dissolving here in vodka
my mind and mouth are yes, tortured, sell me a potato
sell me a soul , give me
some peace in the
gottombed place
i'm drying my jesus toes over
the fire
I'm wearing the robe of
spontaneous combustion
i'm drowning the river Nile
I'm drowning in da nile

ska poo
in the street
alligator shoes
and vintage
linen

ska poozle on a leash
i'm going for a latte

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

money
running
up and
down my
sleeve

catch the flies with
vinegar

catch the shit with
sugar

pouring myself a beer
to catch a buzz

scratchety blues playing on the
stereo

Man there's a lot of trouble
down here in Houston
frack
the freakin
earth
drain your brain
fer money
yee
expensive bMW driving
whore

the simple life is
death
eating
yer way to
an expression
of quandary
can you forgive
the forces of nature
for fucking one and all

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

wind is spirit

calling

throwing the picture

from the wall

LOOK you

in the night
cold wind
like water

breathe in
let go

just air
Down by the river
he shot his baby
where he was livin in a van
with Chris Farley
Green Day breakfast cereal
pour in some Jessica Simpson
a couple slices of Rush Limbaugh
a cup of hot Sarah Palin
and you're eatin',
America
oh you betcha
flys buzzing around
the bulb
the rotting meat is laying in the sun
weird they use cfl's here
put a light meter on that
as he heard gunfire
a kilometer or so away
the fuckers
they'll be through here soon
let's go
into the white peugeot
and down the alley
"fuck those bastards"
disheaterned menus
in a tgi fridays

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Monkey
monkey
Monkey
flying winged
Monkey

I can't repeat myself
I just can't

what would it take to lose
all this conscious of life awareness
bullshit
time has destroyed the vestiges
of innocence
everything is SOMETHING

maybe I should smoke pot!

and be goofy stupid and happy
and paranoid

maybe I should
maybe
the fractured axis
bent to the will
drowning in delusion
The I is speaking
and you BETTER LISTEN
but really i'm joking
get me another cup of coffee

and heres a tale
on a dark towel
lays a great beauty
save for one fatal flaw
her mouth
she opens it

the sands of the isle of Capri
are white
and in the water
polished smooth broken
fragments
of pottery

Oh you HAVE TO see the Blue Grotto
but I didn't
I was hungry

ghost of Babarian

some stupid
some not
but in all
yes
jesus open a window!
Hey Ho
Hey Ho
lost in the snow
speaking with a descendant of Robert Frost
in Derry NH
with fulsome
tiredness
and white eye
blinded
vertiginous
decay
and snowy sap of pine
breathe like cloud
of frost myrrh
a dogs tracks
leading through
the woods of gentle
quiet achingness
dopey and sneezy and doc
are rolling again
watch the zip line
ye foresters
peril betaketh
thee
in dark and gloom
by light of window
and cold of winter night
his bloody eye ball
rolled down
the table
I've had enough of this album he said
as the turntable fell
into the sea

Friday, September 09, 2011

crappity
crappity
crap

the way of
the ghost

barn dooring it
steam rolling along
in his
hooded
eye wink way

crappity
konkity
krapenzee


traffic got
stuck on
the Krapenzee
bridge

i told you to take take the turnpike

shoot the freak
at Coney Island

Thursday, September 08, 2011

don't wear white after Labor day

morning
document
merger
request
I love those kind of emails!
then code and import into excel and then we'll
fire our cannons at the French!

down sub!

torpedoes to the helm!

what's for lunch?
deli fresh?

I love their vegan spring rolls

12:30 meeting
sales data request analysis
overlay percentage per region
census overlay
should get you where I think you want to be

40K
thank you.

um can we reschedule?
again?


god damn

wheres that hacky sack?

worst blog ever?

summer

sky

cold
no rain

feel the love
like
monkeys from heaven

touch the magic
like a bus in the city

drown in dry sand


moving

to the beat

starting to end

starting from the end

like a video game

or an autosave


drafted to

fight for army of none

burrowing into

regression

theres great real estate

to be had

just look out for

boll weevils


don't ever forget


what time it is



911
911
911

porsche carrera

you mid life crisis



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