Thursday, May 25, 2023

 Pride of the Anarchy

Wait fuck that!
Who are we to think like 
Oh well have a nice night!

 Of course

We who have chosen will 

Continue

Peace to those who keep their fat mouths shut
And herald a new Harold
A king is born !
Oh no wait we don't have kings here except
King Petrol
(Destroyer of nature)
Please also be sure to mine bitcoin and drink your 7-Up!

 The Proud and the Ugly

America!
Where hast thou gone?
Down to Wendy's or Burger King?
Eat Proud America no Fries au Francais!
"We shall hate who we hate and the media will Celebrate!"

Wednesday, May 24, 2023

 The Movement

The movement of artificial days was unremarkable and
Self sufficient. The category of nature was filed in the rotund eye of a large Portuguese man. 
Trains and planes were sent to the inordinate explications divisions who worked from home and worried about having to return to office life.
Once a replication was attempted but the non binary essence was deemed politically unstable and the project was abandoned. It was sent to Florida.
"Let them deal with it!" Declared a youthful administrative assistant.
Peas and onions were declared non-artificial but many were not convinced. They seemed real though.

 I'm laying in bed

I'm laying in bed
Drinking a Chelada 
And smoking cigs
It's cold out

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

 The loop

The loop was not a dream
Nor a play toy 
   It wasn't a tool for fascists or libtards
     It was a circular thing that's true
       Some thought they were on a loop
 And acted like they were very special
  "Oh you're not too bad!"
 But the mice and squirrels scoffed
And continued their life 
 Even though it was raining

Monday, May 22, 2023

 The Dream of the Provençal Euphrates

Floods and swamp living in the reeds
 I knew muskrats with higher intelligence 
But was inundated with details
  "What is a antibiotic?"
  God, I don't know 
Quit bothering me 
 My horse looked at me sympatheticly

 











 

 I'd like to sleep

 I'd like to sleep
My life away
Though some dreams are downright awful
And some dreams are downright stupid
Who would believe that?! Who would put up with that?!
But I'm never bored in my dreams
Hungry? Yes but bored? Nope
I'll dream about all the things I bought that I have waiting for me when I awake only to awake and be like I don't have that. 



Sunday, May 21, 2023

 A devout creature 

From the seventh echelon
Recited baroque in a sullen timbre 
  In a language none could understand 

 There were
No 
Hope
A ship bound for Freestonisa
Carried ten thousand lbs
Of Lapus Lazuli
And twelve shipmates

 The carrion aboulles 

Streamed the parched air
Flies buzzed everywhere
  We sat in the shade drinking gin and sweating
"Hot, isn't it?"
 Life is short!
Enjoy it, Fuckface!

Wednesday, May 17, 2023

 Creatures of fond irrigation 

Blow wind
See the startled eyes of the passengers
In Life
   Oh the chaff
Must be separated-
   Creature of the tower
  Wearing white-
   Sees the birds overhead
 Pray for the savior
The irrigation ditch!
  On a telex mimeographed 63 page
Appeal to the Rent Board
 Photos of toilet rolls 

Sunday, May 14, 2023




 

 Peruvian marshes

Oh to be a marsh in Peru!
   Free from the traipses of thought and thinking
 Yeah right
   Get real ding dong!
 The dreams of a headache

Startled and profuse
   Exclamatory and ridiculously confusing
  It all seems to make sense 
When one is dreaming
But mostly just my own sense of lacking something
 Then I wake up and go
Oh that's not real

The sound of nothing

Doesn't exist
There is no nothing
Can't be 
I think hmm

 Some breathe loudly

Some are renowned 
Most no

Friday, May 12, 2023

 Parochial endowments 

Coiffed in 16th century buckets of blood
Charles is King!!
Hoo hah beat their heads bloody
Non monarchical swine!!
How dare they!!

 SO MANY BOOKS!

Are written!
Every day
I can't write so there!
Cry-baby! 

 Cocky-Poo!

What's that ? Oh
Another day
  Seems to be me that's causing all this turmoil
Could that be?
 Hah! 
Good one! 

 I had a heart

But I buried it for safekeeping
Truly safe hidden in the ground
I thought
But I was a fool! 
Well, just a regular person I guess!

 I triumphed over logs!

The splendid days of classroom jokes. 
The haberdashery of Mennonite devices
Cans of vodka mules were ridden in the desert nights
A ruler for the people- fishmongers and such diamond dealers
Truly the backstairs were designed for labyrinthine stories
We exclaimed as a group!
Let us be!
We are just people!

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

 I got milk!

I got bananas! Well, banana
I got a frozen pizza 
And a 6 dollar ice cream sandwich
 And half a burrito leftover from lunch
And a half pint of brandy that only cost $4.99!

 I stayed from immaculate compromise

 I stayed from immaculate compromise 
A sorry child with blond hair and blue eyes
I forged a sword of bitterness 
For all the wrongs they'd done to me

Across a sea my vessel carried
Deep nights of Indian blood
And basmati strangleholds

Turning the eyeless wretches
To their mums
  I carried broken arms to be repaired

The vitriol pervaded everything
I lied and cheated stole and simpered
I borrowed a yellow cat
Whose name I didn't know

Elastic truths were served en masse 
I believed myself truthful
But time caught up to me

The moon was blood red
  And I was alone
 Left to myself- an old rusty ford 
  Needing a good tune up

SF Nineties or so

 





Sunday, May 07, 2023

 Sometimes I get drunk.

When life is depressing and nothing is going on. I live alone and I'm not that good at entertaining myself I tend to get kinda bored. So it's off to the store! 

Tuesday, May 02, 2023

 Scarlet and Purple

And Crimson
The child was wrapped
In thoughts of despair
  The steps of stone were worn
By years 
   It rained all day today
But the clouds at sunset 
Were beautiful 
  If I was a human being
Instead of a blind mole rat

 The cream of the crap

Oops. How dare you!
Who, me?
Nah not you
You're cool
Phew


 There were no antibodies

And then there were
Raccoon dogs caused the pandemic! 
Litigation may ensue.

 Pontius Pilots

Flying a Hebraic question 419 prop plane
Is this dumb? I think it is.

 I broke the Covenant

No I didn't. Just kidding. 
But I did cook cabbage. It was good.
I wonder if Jesus ever had cabbage?
Will report back.

 I went to Rome and I saw stray cats in the Coliseum.

Dear somebody,
Wish there was weather.

 Warning! Do not read!

A sad story unfolded as his life was forgotten. Ooh ouch
(A little too close to Rome)

Monday, May 01, 2023

 The burgermeister of Choice was bewildered. His strengths lay in his ability to curtail the ignorant. Sadly he was killed by a tuktuk in Guatemala.