Monday, December 21, 2020

 Prayed for the Moses of toes

Prayed for the lily white seasons

Prayed for the bowed and the blowed

Prayed for the raisiny crows




Some far

Some near

See the signs 

Of the raisiny crows


What do you 

A foreigner in my mind 

Have to say

About these things

I am interested 


Stop at the store

A fine kettle she said

You've stolen the light 

And now she's dead


Pray for the mixture

The fixture

The field

Pray for the hassle

The topsail

The yield


Pray the godawful

The dirt

And the greed 

Pray the essence 

Of mercury

And mead

 We crept from the foul mealy mouthed authors toward the door.

The sunlight was like baked Alaska cold on the inside.

My knife was lost on the cliff so I bit thru the leather straps.

I remembered the down filled comforters and the winter sunlight in San Francisco. Too easy. 

We harvested the lobsters who had climbed over the barricades. One said his name was pituitary and he had worked as an optician. Or was it optometrist?

Time circled back and left us cramped and thirsty for wine. 


Friday, December 18, 2020

 I lost the battles.  

    But the war was fun.

   We hopped a freight to rigormortistan stiffened up a bit

   Al said the shops in town suck

   No Cuban cigars 

   No Abba Zabba

No RC Cola

   Amber said we should sell the children.

But I’m not ready for that.

Still they are a noisy bunch.

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

I’ve 

Lost the taste 

   Of light shows 

   In New York

    Fine pickled embraces

   Like a cowards goodbye

         We stir the transient liquid 

        And caress the airwaves

        Stop thief 

 But no luck

         We run off laughing

Into the darkened streets

Of yesterday 

Saturday, November 21, 2020

 What did I do today

Where did all the Martians go?

Some like raspberry jam others say the seeds get stuck in their chromium di-axial chambers

Still we try to get thru

The other ones went quietly

Why can't we all just eat donuts

And feel slightly sick

Or happy

Or 

What did I do today 

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

 Create the Magellan fireworks

Light show

Bombarded in Yemen

 There’s little to no hope of confusing what should be with what aint 

I’m not returning to the scene of the crime

My fingerprints are everywhere

-On the back of your neck

Gander deeds

     Awake!

Or go back to sleep

Ya toothsome vanity

   Snorkeling with suits and Clark boots

     Gasping for storied winds

 Of Macbeth 

 Skull at the ready 

   Seek!

   The coins are for the boatman

     I kinda look like Brad Pitt in Troy

Monday, November 02, 2020

 Clocked by the time- left for tomorrow- the senses reek- take a limestone bath ye of little faith- carry the Minnesota winds - eat well and borrow profusely- steal occasionally- set the coordinates for a story after lunch. Garbage McClockstein

Thursday, October 22, 2020

 See me 

hear me 

feel me 

 Yeah right

    Sand is in my mouth

    Stuffed peppers for dinner last night

 The way mom made em

 With ground beef and white rice

 Not my favorite

 See me 

Hear me 

Feel me

    The sand of Serengeti 

       Slips thru your fingers

      You dead poet 

      Dead Edgar Allen Poe

Deadgar alien poo

  Whoops 

Hey! 

 See 

 Ah fuck it

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

 Sometimes it's hard to wake up. I just want to stay sleeping or maybe I really don't want to be awake and dealing w the awake life stuff. Too many daymares. Then I have a cup of coffee and it's all okay. I really can't complain. But I do. 

Saturday, October 10, 2020

 Keep it up

             KEEP IT UP

      keep it UP

it's gonna be okay

    See the air

    See the sky

  Moon man standing on 

Your plate 

   The weathers just right

         Skull hair playing violin

             In romantic Rhine River

    Castle tower

   Keep it up

         Keep it up

Wednesday, October 07, 2020


 


Smoofed smocked smigged   Centered on 

Eurasian consolidations the fantastic

   Eritrean traipsed thru my brain

      See the centered lines in the brick roadway

        Lines in your facts

             Facing the desperate sea wheeling your thumb in desperate cohesions 

      Placated like an unknown variant in a cell driven cariotid 

Cleft thru the pan pacific highway

   Delta hurricane thoughts

    Of playa de los muertos and expensive b&b’s for overweight

    White fucks 

    Complaining about his fajitas

Thursday, October 01, 2020

 Snuffed 

Rebuffed tuffed it out to the extent that he could considering the factors that weighed upon him 

    Puffed 

   Duffed

 Stoopid

Saturday, September 26, 2020

 Buffered and booked 

 Hied an 

   Sent to school

   So what

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

The 

I captured 

 The incendiary 

      Pre flight

       Cartoon

         Blues

 Blues

         Blues

      Streaked mirror 

 Where my heart used to be

 

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Clipped the mono 

Rail 

Senses

    Toward the abyss

 Of  Trumps brain

     Mealy mouthed

 Turnip eyes

 Stole from a dead piggie

 Snorting in 

Non sequitir 

Grunts and greasy dollar bills

     " who gets these?"

     

Friday, September 11, 2020

Estuary of the 

Senses

      Pagan blu blokker 

       Machine gunned

      In JC Penney

     Cryogeneticized 

     For pocket cash

      Frozen bites

     Of hard on dreams

How’s your mom?

         

Friday, September 04, 2020


Marched
 The proverbial
     Death bed highway
       Ignored and striated 
         
 Saw bearded fascists 
With that haircut 
         Can’t they just suck it
  
    

Thursday, September 03, 2020


Beat me 
     Like a rug 
             What
           Beaver dam
                Lost days 
                                A different world
    I like the old one better




 I memorized 

 The broken stance

 Of philosophers 

    Who like to dance

Tuesday, September 01, 2020


Booby trapped
Like the Swiss Family
            Echoes of Tell
     Ho hey
      Drop a little disco
      Move around the earth
    Iron molten planet
There's fire 
In the sky
  And in your belly
         Belching 
Up lava
                    Try baking soda in your ocean water
Slipping the island disc
        Steel drums dont
Grow on trees

Monday, August 31, 2020



Steal yr 
 Face 
   Tore up about 
    The wind
      And torn jeans
    And torn 
Sneakers 
 And girls 
Talking downstairs
    Shut the fuck up
    Did you ever hitchhike?
        Not very far
 But yeah 
      An old Indian 
 Who lived down 
The road 
Used to give me rides into 
Town in his 
Old blue step side
Pickup
    His sister ran over my dog 
  She always drove 90 mph
      Never picked me up
        Dog survived but
Then died from blood clot 
Musta been the roses
Dog was born on Halloween
     My dad named him after a
     Foreign radio correspondent
           No Blobby Boys here!
     Still 
      Went to a show 
 On something 
  And was bored to pain
       Had to leave
    I was always super critical
Nyaah Nyaah Nyaah
                    Anyway I thought I was smart
 
     

The titan 
Moves forward 
    Arse sided
         Brimming with 
           Bb. Gun like 
 Danger
         Stupid fool headed
               Oh whatever
                The air quality
        San Francisco fog
Mixed
          With burnt tree smoke
                   Ah jeez 
     Climber change
              Still can't 
                  Not wear a mask 
In public
   

Sunday, August 30, 2020



Some blightey
                      Majestum irregularity
     Stipend for the ninth
         Stood on the hood
    Of a 63 Falcon
    And watched the tractor go down the hill
       Tra la la! 
       Sweep the sky 
 With lattice matrices 
        Sway with me! 
        Oh boxed in
By thoughts 
     And dreamy 
       Worries 
 And cards of black 
    Boxes of red
      Pinball days 
         ET
And 
Dark days
Oh ho hum 
  Splat! 
Yer face 
     Mucked up 
Provisions
Bottled and bagged
          Moving the car
    And spraying it clean
       For another day
     

I’m the fortunate
 One 
        Standing on a stack of bricks
 Eyes screwed up 
 Beer bottles thrown at my head
     Cyclops jimmy 
     Won’t do a drive by
           For a hundy 
   But no matter
        The stupid Phillies are on tv



Deer in the
    Headlights
        Dog in the 
Doorway
       Bacon in the 
                    Microwave
How's your day going?

Catch 
The
      Fire
        Like a foggy day
     Surprise
 The weeds 
     With a blade
    Steer
  Clear 
 Of your Aunt Vicky
     In the sense
 Of telephones
    And cut glass
      Brazen
    Forgetfulness
    Abounds
        And the car
   Needs an oil change
          Ah hells bells
     

Thursday, August 27, 2020



Stoic 
 Imbroglio 
       Dash dash dash
      Catch the ripe 
      Drops of rain
        But no
 Not here
         Send for a tour 
 Of Italy
               Amazon
Delivers -
          Laundry today 
  If not
         What
  Are you trying 
 To say
   Oh hells bells
Hell bells
 Ring ring ring

Hello Tuesday!
       Oh wait 
                               Today is Thursday
            I moved the van 
                      This morning
             


Sunday, August 23, 2020

Scripted 
 Like the rain
        Standing askew
        Still sided 
       With doubts 
                      And draughts
     Stoned headlights
                                                       Rabbits and turtles and bears oh my
    Oh nothing 
 Just another steamy 
                  How do you do



Thursday, August 20, 2020

Trees 
   And bottles 
       Aiming for the night sky
            Stars 
         Stupid and 
     Bars 
   Refused 
     You’re drunk
      But it’s only 11 am
             Stagger to 
        The steps 
            And down the sky 
       Blood from a broken bottle 
        Whoopsie 
                                           Aren’t you smart
    Hey you’re a good guy
                   Streets don’t care 
     They spit out people better than you

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Stoic
      Plasticine
       Figures
    Of
        Political 
      Ambiguity
   Press
 The meter
          Stand on 
        Principle
           Stooped 
        Snide 
          A pile of bags 
 Filled 
  With printed 
 Emails
     About your dna
   
This
Is not 
 The 
 Expansive 
   Vision
 Of the 
 Future
   We had 

Saturday, August 15, 2020

 Stufffed

      Scuffffed 

      Rebuffed

   Roadside swagger

       Standard brand 

 Multi-hesive 

           Derision 

             Tremored

        

Friday, August 14, 2020

 Roll on 

 Dead lover 

         Roll on

      See the ghosts 

          That we share 

         Naked mirror lenses

            Doing acid in Livermore

            I got nothing 

                                    No scented candles

                   No granite automobiles

                       See the buffet 

                Eat the buffet

            

Sunday, August 09, 2020


 

 Why are 

   Not 

 I am 

    Steep the 

 Rocks 

  In borders 

     W silent nights

       Holy clambake 

     Buttered 

 And 

   Stolen

    Drafted in 66

    Sent 

    Away 

 To test toes

The police story 

Is not believable 

  According 

 To the prime directive

      

 Dubious 

     Alignment 

        The stars

    Are double spaced

 Spaced 

 And double spaced

  Like a certain housemate 

 Of mine

Wednesday, August 05, 2020

The coroner
  Stewed his tomatoes 
       With a fillet of 
  Fish
       Steamed his brain
     In kerosene 
     Stood the majestic rites
     Of Arizona Tea Can dispersion
     Bordered and boundaries 
 Small tokens 
Of fraternal organizations 
   And lucid dreaming attempts 
 Hedged in with 
     John Lilly 
            Hot tub creatures
    Two great brains 
      Oh say can you see
        Replays 
Of southern 
     Breadbox gravy rolls of fat
       And the permanent 
 Creation 
   O vista majesty! 
   Ceremonial headgear
    And this is bullshit 
 Hello
        

Summers here 
 Again 
    The fog rolled in 
                      Cool windy mornings 
                           I am the problem
“All I do is act like an asshole
                                    and suddenly I’M the bad guy?” 
NO NOT ME

Tuesday, August 04, 2020

I strained 
      My arm
        But pills 
 Pills 
    Sitting 
   Here 
  The deeeep 
 Window 
       The blinds 
 Are 
    Shaking 
      In the 
 Wind 
     So 
    Are the signs 
    Of metamorphosis 
 Hah!

Monday, August 03, 2020

Seeping 
 Like a sad 
 Stoned self centered 
     Stick in the blood
         What 
 No
         Read a book?
          Who has time!
           
Pleased 
 To formulate
     By empty mind 
    The oatmeal is on
 The sun is out 
        Disease imprisons us 
           We shed our skin 
       And swim 
 Where a meadow used to be 
           But hey
 But hey 
This ain’t no good 


Good morning 
      Sadhu pine con 
        The Euell Gibbons of
 spicer meadow reservoir 
A flurry of jeeps 
                          Like a military operation
I’m lost
         

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

The plastic
          At 2 pm 
   Poured so gently 
              Over ice 

Monday, July 27, 2020

Sell
 Sell 
Sell 

In a handbag 
   Your face
   Post the retreat thru 
  Marbled pink columns 
     Whose car is that 
 Get it
OUT OF THE WAY
     are you going to school
    No it’s on tv
         See 
      Oh okay
    Yay
 What’s for lunch
 Gotta go get the laundry
The static
    Sturgeon. 
     Based on an island 
    In his left ear
     These are the days
    These here 
 Not those
 Fuck those
  
Yer savior 
  Wavers 
                      In between bites 
Of roasted pig
         

Saturday, July 25, 2020

Shady McYoohoo
      Left stains in a six foot perimeter
   Around his spot 
     Near the tv
               He borrowed what he didn’t steal
            And never washed 
     A carpet he didn’t like
                                                   Strange days
But the Egyptologists 
     Are still plundering 
              Great evidence has been produced 
            The mud is good for your skin 
       But Good & Plenty 
     Not so much
The cosmonauts
                                   Are selling Jack Kerouac’s 
 Underwear 
          And sidewalk lint
               A treasure was found 
 In the liniment
 



Corroded
 You said 
                                                          Like the brink of a sandwich disaster
          You stuttered falsely
              But just to be stupid
      And succeeded 
        Try wearing pants next time
          Or a shirt 
 Or something 
         I’m on vacation
 Hello from nowhere
The effects
  No adjective needed

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Here’s the fling
  Load the binary resolve
 Into the 
Pitch master
      Stake out the barriers
       Send the letters
     We the People
     Of course
   Easy for you to say
        Striped shirts 
 Are for convicts
      Somebody put a bullet 
 In that fuckers brain
   

Thursday, July 09, 2020

Tokyo 

    Poor boy 
   
          No sweet wine

Monday, June 22, 2020

The creatures
 On the shady side of the moon
  Have lived there since longer than
Any of them can remember
   They each live for tens of thousands of years
    They each have a given song
 the variations of their song
 Is their communication
       Each creatures song is unique
And yet with others
Form a symphonic effect
   Not all sing
 Some never
 Some rarely
   Some every day
  They hide their existence
    As they are made from moon dust
  They eat moon dust as well
 Which provides all the necessary nutrients
     They can take any shape
But in danger hide as the features of the landscape
 “If no one knows we exist no one will want to get rid of us”
  There senses of their surrounding are beyond description
   They can read who and what you are -it’s not analysis
They just can tell what you are
   They can smell your thoughts
 Read your subterfuge
   Know your honesty
    But you will never see them or even know they exist
        They can’t be in the sunlight
    The shady side is the only place for them
 

Saturday, May 23, 2020

The sirens are back
 They’re aching in their lonely nights
     You saw the picture of the burning dock
 Now step away
    Step away
         Down a path of foolishness
 They tumble and tussle
 Barking for corn dogs and freedom
      Some of us hunker down
     And watch tv
And wonder what to eat next
     Lamb chops
 Tacos
   A bowl of cereal
       Then we drink whiskey
But not too much
 Just enough
To ease the pain
 
Mired
 In myriad
 Mirrors
Mirthfully
   Mendacious
 
     *********
 Stage right
   The fat man gets
 A blow job
   From the aging poet
 He’s a stranger now
 Wandering the Pentecostal Highway
 Near St Joe
    He wears a mask of Zippy the Pinhead
      And only eats hamburgers
 Some say
   He could have been in the major leagues
  Others say
  Quaaludes

Some creature
 Forged
 A nascent path
To the avenue of reliquaries
    Stood softly
        Bent his arm around
       A pole
 And leaned forward
     Waiting like a
Child for an open candy
Stymied
   And sturgid
 Reading thru olde
Poemes
 And adding e’s to
Wordes
    Woe
My tidal forbearance
 Woe to plague and plaque
That coats my teethe
     Plague on you sweet
 Darling
Of the purple coat
    Left on a blanket
 Somewhere near Astoria
Where Josh
   Says the Bumblebee tuna
 Factory
 Ruined everything

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

The Horseman’s on the Roof
 The plague is everywhere
  Paris 1849
      Jean Giono
Stopped writing “ Jean Giono’s”
Maybe we should too
Creatures of
   The Burning Light
 My Heart is
In your hands

Thursday, April 23, 2020

The ides of 
 March 
      Came and went 
   No bewareness 
    Shoulda been January
     Who knew?
      Fuck that asshole 
        His profound stupidity 
 And greed has killed 
       Us  buried in mass graves 
 The Fool
 Card of the Tarot
Now dressed as Death



I’m a soliloquy 
 Away 
 From losing 
 Myself 
   Seen in the reflection
    The bandito
    Again
     The white puff of smoke 
 From the rifle 
      Yes 
 I’ve killed 
     But now there’s no Faleena 
    Not even a song 



Stop 
 The fledgling 
     Nincompoops starting 
 The stoops
       Of stairway 
      To help us 
                  Reverberating 
    In their 
                       Dodge caravans 
        Old Arab saying 
   ‘The dogs will bark
                            But the caravan keeps moving’



Friday, March 27, 2020



A stone surrogate 
      Stomped the stupid
      Stairs
      Sensing 
 A surreal symphony 
Surrounding him

Thursday, March 26, 2020



A stern shake 
                       From the warning house
Located somewhere
                     In Los Angeles California
Via the tv 
       SALE!
  Everything must GO!!
   But no
Everything must stay 
        Stay away 
      Dragons on the rooftop
      Pigs in the mess hall
     We’re number ONE!
    I need a drink...

Monday, March 23, 2020



Little Red Rabbit Hood
     Bought some curds and whey
   Whattaya say
 Hey hey


Sweet Virginia
 Fol de rol
       The Queen of Becoming
                   Had a million plans 
                                        All of them good ones
  And outfits to match 
       Western skirts with fringe 
    Six shooters in holsters
         Bud light macrame hat 
        With tubeage 
         A sly grin
    And red curls 
    Apple dumpling cheeks 
   She’d smile and yell
    Hey asshole take a hike!
Pulling a silver six shooter 
      And fire off a few rounds 
                     Snap snap snap
   


The dreams 
   Were not like tv
 He said 
 A fossil like movie 
              The pace was in geologic time
   Great canyons may
 Eventually arise
       But the popcorn was good

Sunday, March 22, 2020


oh the broken
cistern
                 of our Folly
     painted on the side
          In Helvetica Bold 
          Hubris 
    LLC 
     




Seen a lady today
 Sitting in her 
  Driveway 
                 Garage door open
                            Smoking a cigarette
                       Wearing a pink bathrobe
She didn’t say hi

This morning 
 I went out to the kitchen 
 To make coffee
   I was wearing my jacket
     Because it was cold
My housemate was there 
 And he looked at my jacket 
 And started shaking his head
“What are you wearing that jacket for?”
   “Because it’s cold?”
“Why don’t you turn on the heat like normal people?”

  





Saturday, March 21, 2020



Steer by 
  The stars 
 No by 
     The waves 
                 They can do that
                         Must take a keen eye
   He said 
    As he handed me 
    An Amstel Lite
    

Hello
 Sweet sky
                Great high clouds 
      Transfer
     The thought
       Trade in seaweed 
      And kelp
                          And cans of tuna fish 
       To old sailors
          Salty 
 And dirty 
 And drunk
       Pass the hat 
        For Lefty
      Who broke his arm
    On a pizza box 
    And had to be taken
                  By three armed nurses 
        Who still think 
 He was not crazed 
 With seaweed madness
     But “there’s no help
like a bowl of kelp”
Didn’t help matters
   
      


Beat
    Box 
                        Banana fudge
     Stipend of 
 The surrogate
      We stand 
 And moan
      Oh fuck
      No it’s not like that
Yes yes yes yes please
Pour g
   Still crying 
      In the sand 
 Of cauliflower 
    Ho ho
    The tahagata 
      Broomstick
    Sweep the 
 universe
  Slowly at first
 Soon 
  60,000 mph
     How many 
  Horsepower 
 Is that
  How many 
 Hummingbird 
 Power
   Where is 
 My mountain
 Of love

Wednesday, March 18, 2020



Strobe like 
 Effects 
 Affects me 
 Like sunspot 
   Blindness
    Sliding in the muddied 
 Field 
    Avoiding people 
 Trying not to cough
 Sneeze
 Or cry
  Farting is ok
I guess


That rosewood
 telecaster 
       Is 26,000 dollars 
 Hunh 
    I want to be George
   You can be Paul
                                  He made the most money
         



Charles 
   Hawtrey and 
                 The Deaf Aids 
   Burning latches? 
     Good album
                             Staring at the gray sky
     Is this collectible?
     You and I have memories
     


Experiment;
   Steerage in backward slide 
                         Pull left to go right
     Jeans. 
      Sneakers.
     Socks.
         Check
      

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

I won’t be defined
 By my affliction
   - she said

 

Break the seventh seal
 Set fire to the night
Huh
 Okay break the stolen deal
   Gone left ish
 Some tried and true
   THERE IS A PATH
     Through the live oaks
 Low hanging arms
Begging for gals in
Summer dresses
 And young boys
Barefoot to climb in them
And look down at you 
Smiling
With italics
Copper kills
It
They
Say
   Wrap yourself
In pennies
 But they’re mostly
 Zinc
 Now
 Right?
   Give me a copper
Kettle and a copper coil
   Cover with new laid corn mash
 And never more will you toil
  But I want to toil
I want to!
 Haha
rip
  raring
     Spot
 Of
 The
   Sly
   No cmon
   Be
  Ghvfuiinb
Oops
 Once?
   Buttons
 Pushed
 While
Trying to
Get a comfortable life
   Just indigestion
     Just a little

 

Saturday, March 14, 2020

The sheep
   Chattered about old rivalries
and land of
   Green clover-
   See that hill
    I could clear that
 Field in a week-
   Theres that stupid dog
   Thinks he’s so smart
    His masters wife is always drunk
    And puts sherry in his dog food
   Look at him!
 Trying to herd that fence post!
 
 
Read that book
 By D.H. Lawrence
     about his trip to Sardinia
     mostly about
 Getting away from wherever
 they were
     Bad hotels
   and lousy meals
  Long train rides
     And sad grey lumps of people
     Dry hills and valleys
Covid
 Yes covid
  Rhymes with Ovid
     Who wrote a poem
 That angered the power
   Was sent to a rocky isle
        For punishment
      banished
 Exiled
 to where?
     Crete?
Don’t remember
  La dee da
     La dee da
   
     
The emergent
     Effulgence
        Stormed like
 a car crash
     Time slows down
 there’s mango marmalade on my finger
        Sticky
 And now
On the screen

Monday, March 09, 2020




Don’t 
             Be alarmed
For tomorrow cares
           The why and wherefores 
    Like you
   And you’ll nod and whisper
                         Staring at the deep blue sea

Saturday, March 07, 2020

= R
 Storybook pariah-hood
   Basking in the sullen looks
 By the red eyed boys
    Streaming movies
 On the telecom
   We steer for the lights
    Hungry and wet
 That sucks
 He thought
  We’ll get over it
 When the new moon comes
   He loaded another round
  And shot it into his arm
   “ fuck the pre-sets!”
    Nobody gave a hoot
    There was no boat
  Yet we swayed
And fought for sea legs

Monday, February 10, 2020

Be- Jested by the bye
   Ceilings are not for falling
     You failed the math part but it
Was okay
 This makes zero sense
   
Exit pattie
  Of Indian red loose
 Fits and
 torn by the wayside
    Take. The.
  See along the.
 See ?
Nah
 Just itching a scratch - a - doodle
    Nah
Nah no Sam Shepard sighs
Of lounging unto
  Afternoon
 Lower case letters
    See?
   The wicker chairs are all rotted and
Falling apart
  You smell the cooking
 From the hot kitchen
 There's a strange mustiness
 To the stairwell
   Do you remember that?
Smoking in grandpas old bedroom
   While the snow covers the bean fields
  And the cows are in the barn next door
Woo
  Throw it out there
Just out
See?
Mucho dispirito
  Inflatto
           say
                   what-
Line -

       Break
     Trowit
 Snappit
   Made in China
   Seeds
Of what will be
   New Islands
    Made of melted ice
         And I mean a lot
Of ice
 

Saturday, February 08, 2020

Carnitas dad was eating at Roger’s All Dogs Restaurant at Sycamore & 5th streets. It was one of his favorite late night spots. He was on his twelfth hot dog and he was starting to feel a little full.
“Two more, Randy.”
He washed them down with a gulp from a liter size container of DP.
“ Aah, that hits the spot. And it’s a big spot.”
“Okay Mr. Regalo, have a good night.”
“See ya, Randy.”
He got in his 83 Buick Cavalcade that his wife had brought home from her work and turned on the radio.
“DISCO!! Yeah! Oompa Oompa Oompa Boom!!”
The rain was still coming down when he pulled into the driveway.

Friday, February 07, 2020

Lambert’s girlfriend was shocked.
“ You hired a woman to sell cars?”
“ She sold three cars today in the freezing cold! I’ve never seen anything like it. Haha, cracks me up.”
“What is she, some kind of a bombshell in stiletto heels?”
“What? No, she has an EYE PATCH! And I made her wear Bobs plaid sport coat. Haha.”
“When does Bob get back from rehab?”
“Fuck Bob. I’m done with him.”
“She has an eyepatch?”
“Yep.”

Thursday, February 06, 2020

Carnitas’ mom worked at DooRight Used Cars down on State Street.
A fellow named Lambert Doowright owned the business.
 Lambert’s motto in hiring had been “Women can’t sell used cars!” At least that was his motto until one bitterly cold day in October when Sally Regalo walked onto the lot looking for a job.
“Yeah, I don’t hire women except for bookkeeping and I already got one.”
Lambert was staring at her eye patch. ‘A woman with an eyepatch wanting to sell used cars’ he thought to himself ‘ Jesus Christ, what’s next?’.
She said “Tell you what, in this weather you’ll be lucky if one person walks on the lot. I’ll work all day for nothing and if I sell a car, you give me a job.” And then she smiled.
Lambert was kind of charmed by the smile and her pluck. “ Uh ah, what the fuck.. go for it!”
Then he thought to himself and said “But wait, here, wear this sport coat.” It was orange and purple and polyester. She looked at it slightly perplexed with her one steel grey eye and then she put it on. It was just a little too big.
“Okay I’m going to work!” And she slammed out the door.
Lambert laughed at the sight of her.
“There’s no fucking way she’ll sell a car looking like that in this weather! “
She sold three.

Saturday, February 01, 2020

Drain the fusillade
    Reports to Sherman
        Great envoys of mildew and mirth
             Far from home
    Boots worn out
     Teeth loose in his head
        Begging pervitin
In letters home
    Still
 We bathe in the river
 And take poison eyed gambles
    Ah tra la lee
Tra la lee!
   Shots echo in the cobbled streets
Let’s get the fuck
Outta here
 Haha!
   I forgot my keys
Dammit
   Oh well on Canada!
Laughing
    And yelling
  Goin on all night
   Downstairs
Thumping and banging
   Until around 3 am
 A Woman yelled at them
 Hey knock it off
It’s 3 am!
  Still went on
 But then quiet
   And I feel worn out
This morning

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Bloggy McWeasel
  Threw out the last
Of his thoughts
 Kaaa-ChOOOOO!
   The silver amp had blown a fuse
In the corner of the basement
  “HEY, MOM!”
   Oh the stories
Bloggy would tell
  Great long stories
Of  Carved walrus teeth
  Said to be from the 1818
 British Expedition

Rejoice!
The ding dang 
   Awakeners 
                    Stooped and bent 
To the 
Task
   Sorry life we lead
    Knowing the worn out books
Of fabled 
Amnesia
 Return again tomorrow
   To the task
   Drawn and quartered 
 And set on a stout pig

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Catch FIRE
  On the Seventh Day
God is in the details
  But nowhere near when you need him/her
2.
  Remember the FIRE
 Of Broken Days
  Leave the door behind
In a pile of leaves
3.
  There is no FIRE
   Just Days
  What door are we talking about
The door of mis-perception
4.
See Stations of Fire
  Laid out
 In a concerted effort
 To stem the tide
   The haulers
The painted red
The Rimbaud seekers
5.
 See the
Embers like bedbugs
  Itching scratching
 Flailing
  Catch a cold
From snot nosed kids
 6.
  The leavened bread
 Unfit for Easter
  They say
And yet they hate
My hobbit jokes

Monday, January 06, 2020

I haven’t a Way
 To fly 
Over cities
   Not a Boat
 Powered by 
                         Ambient dream waves
Not a drunken boat 
 Hammered by waves
 At night
  Out of the hands
 Of the haulers
  A boat that collects
 Scalps at night
And sells them
In the morning
 -
 Blood pressure
            &Lymphatic anomalies
  & Glucose 
&Sleep patterns 
& brain waves 
   - predicts 
Optimal 
Conditions - thus 
And into effect
Puts our weary 
Minds 
   

Late bastion
Of night
 Fickle flowers of kindness
 Say your name again
  I’ve watched with great intent
 But the garrulles
 And garnishment decorate
 A woeful story
  Let’s begin here...
Verily the spoons
Of war
 Begin their
Descent
 Into the cereal bowl
Of life
      crunch
 Crunch

Friday, January 03, 2020

O’er the ramparts indeed
   Flows the misery
      Stunningly
We sun ourselves
 W the neurosis
   In our hands
    Grabbing at the Golden ring
  Riding the carousel
  Atop carved ostriches and tigers
  Whee!

Wednesday, January 01, 2020

Kin cavalcade
 Sin estremious
? That’s ...not...a...word.
  Don’t stop
   Your selfie melted before you reached
 The bathroom
   What
    Are there lies being told?
 Ah joyueaux ano nuevoski
  Careering down the path
 With clouds overhead
 Spot a little flower
  And then what