What to do

      with the icky weather

     and the crazy housemates?

  Go shopping!

 The crest of Monty forehead brochure

    demarcated 

   A hoo ha

   housing incline

       Strep toes

    not afforded

 by biblio insured waistcoats

      Stodgy census takers

  Of London Bridge

   aficionados 

 I'm no

     such

   Please sir ma'am

     Took me 17 

      Years 

    so

     Nope 

  nay 

    negatory

   

 Travel

   Trade 

Trinkify 

     In Trinidad

      Trimester

      Oh steed

        of strident

     story

   Of 3rd St

 

 caboose your heart

    to the end of the train

        the lump of coal is

  in the hulks

    (Prison ships)

    Screw up your eyes like a madman

       Sings bad songs

    And shout in a store

 Go quietly to the produce section 

eat radishes 

   And forget about it

  

 Slowed

    by slower

cats

    And drams

   of snuff said eh? 

 An old plutarch of

     memories arose

         Each morn and birthed

    A blistering Sun

 Synchronous

     Isn't what they make in a sandwich

         Said the basket guy

 Well,

   I'm sick 

   I've had a freaking headache for

         Over a week!

   I've got antibiotics, 

    Some nasal spray 

    Another nasal spray Afrin 

    Sudafed

      Tylenol

  Fucking Aleve

    Vitamin C

    When is this pain going to stop???!!!

   Fuck if I know.

 The miasma

    Of Miami

       In December

 

 The triumph

   of haiku

     is not 

     A ravenous marmot

  In your backyard

 don't write

            the wrong kookoo 

I mean haiku

The branch bent in the wind

 Thom thought he was 

      Not an average bear

    He drove a fiat

 Center:

Catch a fried haiku

      On the way to work

  but you don't work

 A measured haiku

                   morning

like a leaf 

Ooh!

 When the pain

                                    goes away and you thank the Lord

And you reach for the Devil

 A Brautigan Haiku

     Is not like the other 

    Place by the fish

          

Some recent paintings

 The creature strayed

    from his usual path

       Uncertain of the times

    This path was level

   With ferns and butterflies

   Ah sweet fresh air

      The Berkshires were splendid

     In the crisp fall air

   Oh la dee Da 

  Then he saw a car

An Oldsmobile 

Hey nice car

   He got in and it started right up

 He decided to get some donuts

He knew a spot