Gravity

Gravity has no preconceptions 

Or preferences except one

All things must fall

Some says it's the law

But laws can be changed?

I don't know sometimes 

I think gravity gets a special pleasure 

When things fall and break

Gravity and entropy walk hand in hand

They are gods clockity-clocks 

 Laundry

Laundry is proof that dirt exists.

 Crime is a Cthonian Cthing

Chimera?

Naah 

Like corduroy pants

Don't lie to me 

 There once was a movement

But all has been surpassed 

By money

Of course

We saw it coming

It was 

As always 

One need look no further

Than ones hand

HERE! It is said

HERE! 

 Creeps

A sonnet blue 

Like Christmas time

In trees of yesterday

And winds of yesterday

 The thoughts of yesterday

You who are the God

Of your memories

Find no fault with dreams!

For you know they are a

Fucked up version of our minds

But

My question is

How do we go along,

While dreaming,

Of the outlandish shit?!

In our dreams we just accept it as normal

And move on

C'est la vie

 Catch a ketch

The maneuvers of solitary confinement

In the dark a button can provide hours of mind relieving

Entertainment

In Alcatraz Prison, on an island in the San Francisco Bay, the prisoners said they

Could hear the voices of the revelries

On New Years Eve in the city

On the wind

 College football

Was all about the helmets

I used to like The Fighting Irish! - they were my team

I liked their gold helmets and the way their

Helmets traced on our old B&W tv like being

On acid at age 10

There's a mystical power to colored uniforms

Green and Gold

Orange and black

Red

Blue

Yellow? Did anyone have yellow uniforms?

I think not.

 Two ravens

On the street today.

Walking home from the supermarket

I gave them some raw broccoli

They said and you can quote me on this- they hadn't seen a raw vegetable in weeks. 

 Pork Chops

W tons of fresh chopped ginger, olive oil, (maybe a little sesame oil)

And soy sauce!

Luau pork chops I call them.

Eat 'em up!

 Sing

The ravens song

Ca-caw! 

Beneath a sky

Of dark and gloom

The raven has a room 

With windows out and windows in

And other ravens 

The streets belong 

To them

As well as the sky

The rooftops 

wires 

And the trees

Ca-caw! 

 See the four corners

Of existence

They are 

Measles, ants, Naugahyde, and mashed potatoes 

Isn't it grand?

 Norm McDonald didn't know what DNA is

So fucking what? Believe in Jesus? The thing about science is it doesn't matter if you believe it. Just like  Jesus. 

 I worry too much

Now I think I have well my sister thinks I 

Have pneumonia!

F that! Pass

Me my sombrero and 

Vamos a zona romantica 

Creo que 

 So quiet

Is not how I would be described

Even as a kid I think I had plenty to say

But sometimes I was shy around people I didn't know

Now I can talk to anybody 

Hey, how's it going?!

 Creature Features

Just walk outside

Monsters everywhere!

 I swear

I'm about the laziest person I know

But I've always been one to lay in bed reading comics

Or books about baseball

Or watching tv

 I ate all the steak

It was leftover 

In a plastic bag in the fridge

I kinda picked around the really fatty parts

Gnawed on the T bone tho yum

 Are you an ellipsis?

Grievances unheralded 

Suppository barely

Credence deregulatory

Flame on!

 It doesn't matter

Nothing matters

Well that's not true

Lots of things matter

 I'm

Just a regular

Fucking person

And I can't seem to deal with

Any of this